me being strangled by someone who rightfully wants me dead: lmaooo i can’t believe how bad u wanna fuck me
if you’re still sleep kill yourself because it’s get a bag tuesday wednesday
Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful
Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.
If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?
certified iconic post
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
I could use an axe to be honest
americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana







